no. you can't hotbox the world.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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