it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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