That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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