He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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