yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
He felt like a one man threesome
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
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