How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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