wanna go halves on a baby?
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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