if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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