I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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