no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
A bitchslap is in order.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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