just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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