So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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