i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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