What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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