Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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