if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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