Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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