I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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