We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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