He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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