i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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