Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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