You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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