nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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