i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm at about main and main street
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
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