How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
Randomize
