the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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