how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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