Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
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