i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Randomize
