Non-Jews are for practice
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Do plants get herpes?
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