Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Alive.
So much puke
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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