how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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