Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
handjob tips. give me some.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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