her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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