He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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