it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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