have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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