I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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