Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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