Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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