It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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