drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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