I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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