Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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