i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
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I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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