i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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