I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
