dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I have post one night stand depression
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