I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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