I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
