: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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