oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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